The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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