Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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