jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Randomize