no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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