i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you