I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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