Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
How does one acquire holy water?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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