sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It all started with a game of naked twister.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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