im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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