a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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