this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half