rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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