you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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