But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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