also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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