I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I need water and some morals
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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