Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My vagina is officially offended.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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