You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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