But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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