So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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