The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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