I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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