That's when you crack a 10am beer
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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