i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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