take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Cover your peen. We're going out.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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