at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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