She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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