around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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