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i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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