i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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