its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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