let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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