And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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