Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I know her cup size but not her name....
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