Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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