she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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