is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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