Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
