ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
