I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My vagina is officially offended.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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