may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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too bad burritos don't cuddle back
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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