Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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