No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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