Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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