chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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