i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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