Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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