That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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