I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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The Olympian is in my bed
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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