i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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