dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
