508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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