He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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